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A sadistically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.
Damn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like R-Kelly at a Girl Scout Camp.
by Penguin July 22, 2003
A peach fuzz Moustache that is the only facial hair on the male, majority of the time they are on Mexicans/beaners.

I dont think black people can have them.
That beaner has the sickest molester moustache yet!
by dryicec02 December 18, 2005