moisty mother

Me after I’m done with ur mom. Originated from the Fortnite city “Moisty Mire”

Let’s land at moisty mother!

by TWilly8 March 13, 2018

Moisty Mire

The act of taking a crap and a piss at the same time in your pants because you are too lazy to get out of your bed at night. When performed, the yellow-brownish liquidy waste should look like a swamp.

I performed a moisty mire last night ij my bed. The smell was so horrific in the morning that my wife divorced me.

by Jimmyhatesmatthew January 7, 2018

cracked a moisty

verb to crack a moisty

The initial leekage of secreted liquid (taste can vary) within a woman's nethers upon extreme arousal. Doubles as a handy natural lubricant.

Husband: Is that golden syrup you've spilt again??

Wife: No I've just cracked a moisty...

by Medleys October 4, 2006

Moisty Tentacal

When a girl sucks your dick and it has a large amount of spit on it and you then proceed to have sexual intercourse

Hey girl do you want my moisty tentacal

by Iloveyoucow1 September 14, 2018

Moisty Mire

when the crack and Balls are filled with sweat

Hey mike i got moisty mire

by FollowAndLikeForFreeDeath April 17, 2018

moisty wet wet

manky-ness that just is not nice, no-one wants to touch it
it could be anyone or anything

oi don't touch that thats a moisty wet wet innit bruv

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns May 15, 2018

get your moisty out

Slang for "show us your vagina."

Aka drop a flap, show us your vag, show us your axe wound.

Hey sluts, get your moisty out!

by getyourmoistyout November 7, 2010