Moistgevity

(moist-jev-ity) Adj. The amount of time in which something or someone stays moist.

Man that cookie has great moistgevity. Or, Damn we had sex all night, I cannot believe the moistgevity of that woman.

Moistgevity by Tear&Share July 17, 2011

Moistbrevity 

Coined by a reddit user of the same name unknowingly in a post. Can be a bit subjective, but denotes a clear definition of a situation. A tangible, near physical importance to a thing or situation.

"The moistbrevity of this opportunity is just too much to let it be lost in the void"

Moistbrevity by SomeRandomRedditLurker December 1, 2019

Moistivity 

The measure/estimation/feeling of how moist an object is.

Would you like to feel the moistivity of my lips.

Moistivity by #1_funfan December 1, 2016

moistbrevity 

A person who was ready humble life, but is now humbled by life. Likes video games and, if they have them, newborns. Likely to be a dungeon master

The moistbrevity of the past felt so much potential. Now I feel that their job is to be part of their son's potential. It's humbling... And scary.

moistbrevity by DimRyan December 1, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008