Moisses 

A person who is incredibly chill. Usually smokes large amounts of pot, but is always there when he is needed.

Girl 1: My best friend totally comforted me the other day, even though he was stoned
Girl 2: He must be a Moisses

Moisses by sammygreen March 1, 2010

Moises 

(n) Usually of Hispanic origin, known for being athletic and gifted with artistic ability , but has a rather sensitive side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion; and also extremely social and friendly to everyone; though a numerous number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. Although he has dark secrets he finds the right people to tell .
(v) athletic with style and artistic ability

Guy: oh my god Moises is such a fag
Girl : your just Jealous because he can pull girls unlike you.

Moises by Indo🍁 June 17, 2015

moises your hands 

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

moises your hands by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

Moises 

Someone who can be over energetic at times, but doesn’t like to stand out. The want to make new friends but are usually too shy to speak, they tend to have dark secret(or past) but will keep themselves viewed as positive. Doesn’t care for their looks and though they don’t like attention they also don’t like to be alone. So if you see a Moises just try talking to them casually but try not to throw to many things at them.

Guy:wow that Moises is such loner what a loser
Girl:nah he’s pretty cool just try talkIn to him, he’s actually kind of fun to hang around with:)

Moises by Kingderp180 March 15, 2018

Moises 

Moises is basically a person with a big heart but has dark secrets and only tells the ones he can trust.He is a person that has a lot of girls that like him and a lot of boys that hate him.He is also know to be very smart and has a lot of different types of friends.He usually doesn’t fight but when he does his enemies wish that they didn’t get him angry so Moises is a person who will Also take care of you and Moises can get more girls than other Males.If you ever get in a relationship with him he is the perfect one.

Girl:Oh My God Moises is the perfect person

Boy:Shut up,I am better than him

Girl:You just jealous because he can get girls,not like you

Moises by Mr.Know-It-Al482 November 9, 2018

Thug Misses

1. A female that is thugish yet still lady-like and carries herself with balance and knowledge of the streets and the home area
2. A female thug

I'm a real thug misses.

Thug Misses by Sweet AKA Shonte` February 15, 2005

Moises 

Pp sooooo big just want to snuggle with it it like a stuffed animal woah you stroke it milk comes out oooooh yum it’s long and tasty like an otter pop

Uwu could not help to notice that bulg from across the floor Moises uwu yum sooo goood

Moises by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020