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One who needs to shave. One who could also use a shower/hair washing. One who feels the need to overcompensate for his extremely small penis. One who bad talks the girls he can't tap.
"HEY! I haven't showered in three days, shaved, washed my hair, or brushed my teeth- BUT I bought you this bouqet of a dozen rainbow colored roses because I'd really like to get laid and I realize that you are out of my league (like a good 97% of the female population is). So, sexytime?"

"Gah. You're such a Mohl."
by fartfacetrashstache February 24, 2010
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