Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.
Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.
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