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Seen Mofat? (alright mate?)
Mofat by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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Moatmealing 

Moatmealing is the act of digging a trench in full World War I attire, cuming into a bowl of runny oatmeal and then tossing it like a grenade at someone while yelling "fire in the hole!"
Wow Kayla, I can't believe people keep moatmealing you! Now what are you going to have for breakfast?
Moatmealing by pacmanrockshok January 8, 2017

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.
Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!
An abbreviation of Mammaries Or Fare Thee Well. This is a variation of the more uncouth and possibly not as clever expression tits or GTFO, which is designed to quickly explain to newcomers on internet forums or imageboards that they are only tolerable if they post pictures of themselves topless, otherwise the established members would like them to leave.
xXxBaBy_FaCexXx: Hello, I'm a young adult female. I frequently cut myself, and I'd like to tell you all about it.

plurry: Dear xXxeMO KiDxXx, MOFTW!
MOFTW by Z T January 20, 2008
Is the patient ready for operating room procedure? Hell NO! We are on MAFAT time...
MAFAT by Big AL EP Lab February 27, 2017

Gunt Moat 

The girth of a larger woman that prevents easy access for sex.
Yo, I tried to get with Julia last night, but got stopped by her Gunt Moat.
Gunt Moat by B0geyMan July 25, 2011