Cockturtle 

A word used when pissed off at someone.

„You are a cockturtle!“

Cockturtle by Cockturtle March 18, 2021

Cockturtles 

The plural of cockturtle. Commonly used when a person is angry at a group of people.

“You’re all bunch of fucking cockturtles!”

Cockturtles by Cockturtle March 19, 2021

Mock turtle 

A Mock turtle occurs when one has what feels like a poo brewing, and upon trying to defecate finds nought not even or gas.

I felt a huge shit brewing so went and laid a dissappointing mock turtle and I had not even a wiff of gas.

Mock turtle by Athadan October 25, 2009

moleturtle 

a dumb kid who is pretty awesome at sports and is a partial ginger

look at that moleturtle go

moleturtle by uuuuuu1111uuuuu1111112 April 30, 2011

Mcturtle 

Mcturtle or Mcturdle- Someone that is classified as a turd or a scrub or something along those lines. It can be used to demean someone or can be used as a term of endearment.

So instead of calling your teacher a fuck stick. Just call him a Mcturtle. Its classier. So stay classy San Diego .

Or

Instead of telling your friends that you enjoy their company. Just call them Mcturtles.

Totally depends on the emphasis of the turtle too see if the word is being used maliciously or not.

Paul/Ronald is always acting like a Mcturtle.

Mcturtle by Gee Wells February 4, 2009

Mockturtle21 

A sweat at warzone who just can’t be stopped, but when it comes to f1 not even bowser can stop him.

“Oh no” “what?” “It’s Mockturtle21”

Mockturtle21 by ItzHayden07 March 22, 2021