mocker

turd (mocking bird).
eg:i just crimped off a mocker

by Anonymous September 17, 2003

mocker

(n) When a young man extends the index, middle finger and pinky of his hand in the presence of a naked MILF. He then inserts the index and middle finger in to the "pink" and the pinky finger in to the "stink" of said MILF.

So I was bangin' Sandy's mom last night, and I pulled out and mockered the shit out of her.

by Bennett H September 12, 2006

mocker

shocker for a man:
it's when you make a 'o' shape with your first 3 fingers and your thumb, and have your pinky sticking out.
you then give the penis a handjob like motion with the 'o' shape and pop the pinky in the ass, making a popping sound.

I'm not usually homosexual, but i'd give him the mocker...

by Jabari October 17, 2004

mockers

Scissors. From Serbian "makazice" (mah-kah-ZEE-tseh) = scissors.

Today I had to go to the post office to mail a package but I didn't have the mockers to cut the sealing tape.

by pentozali August 30, 2007

a mocker

or 'Mocka'

Abbreviation of, 'mocking bird', which in Australian rhyming slang means, 'turd'.

" Where's the dunny? I have to hang a mocka."

by Sean September 16, 2003

Father mocker

The closest you can get to cursing without actually cursing. Derogatory term for almost anything. Doesn't apply to certain breeds of dogs.

Jon: Did you hear Kelly say father mocker in math today? I thought Mr. Keats was going to explode!

Freida: Yah, but everyone knows Mr. Keats is an ass.

Jon: Yah, he is.

by Jeremykl August 30, 2009

punk mocker

A person who may wear the clothes and look the part, but has absolutely no idea what punk rock music really is about. Also known as a poseur.

Did you see that punk mocker buying that Sex Pistols mousepad at Hot Topic?

by Ryan is BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! October 13, 2008