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A person who has an avid follower of Mocha Uson. They usually rode all the satire and fake news shared by Mocha Uson. Her fanatics literally believed that all licensed news media outlets are being paid by the Liberal Party while using satire, conspiracy theory, propaganda and fake news websites for daily news updates
My Mochasexual friend has shared a link showing that the Catholic Church has an ill-gotten wealth of 7,000 metric tons of gold
by Uto-utongPinoy January 16, 2017
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A dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the Caucasian persuasion.
Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.
by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013
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A sexual orientation for people who are drawn to someone of African American or Hispanic descent or who has a "mocha" complexion. Usually white males towards brown women.
"His last 4 girlfriends were either black or latina, turns out he is a mochasexual."
by GummyBlayr August 06, 2014
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