Moboobs

- A man that has boobs, this guy usually overweight and/or obese. This is a socially embarrassing condition.

- It has been said that marijuana causes moboobs (man boobs)

guy #1: dude, did you see that guys moboobs?!?
guy #2: yeah bro, they were bigger than Alice's

Moboobs by OWLhunter January 18, 2010

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Maboobs

Dust storms on Mars. Name derived from haboobs on earth. May be any size or shape, although the largest ones are most famous. Often round or oval, ranging from very light red or pink to nearly black. May occur in pairs, but three at one time are extremely rare. Difficult to predict when they will come in, their size or shape, but eventually gravity destroys them and they just fade away, falling to the ground.

NASA Ensign Fook Mei: Commander! There appears to be one, no two! huge reddish pink dust storms busting out on Mars! Its maboobs!
Commander Pi Hoal: Curiosity will lead us to explore maboobs.
Mei: What about Opportunity?
Hoal: Yes, never miss an opportunity to explore, photograph, measure, sample, and get into Maboobs.
Mei: I mean, shall I drive the probe right up in the valley between maboobs?
Hoal: Yes, I want the taxpayer to enjoy, like they are reaching out and feeling maboobs.

Maboobs by HAFSNT July 12, 2018