moat monster

A girl or woman who has the looks or size that make you think she belongs in a pool of water that surrounds a castle.

Did you see who he hooked up with? That moat monster will be permanently attached to him now. He must have had the worst case of Saturday Night Fever ever!

by TobeeWan Kenobi May 30, 2014

Moat Point

Moat Point - When you are defending your statement so much you build a water filled ditch around it.

Furious, sweat started beading up around Clay's brow as he continued to argue his moat point.

by aTALLasian June 12, 2018

Going on a Moat

Doing something crazy out of the ordinary.. Extreme or Over the top..

The letter M can also be used to describe a moat...

"Going on an M" For example.

Jesus Barry... Darren's acting like Raoul Moat today...

Yes Keith.. "He certainly is Going on a Moat"

by Athewordofwisdom June 10, 2013

Scrote Moat

The area around the base of the scrotum where it comes in contact with the legs and is always sweaty.

"Wow, James has some wicked B.O!"
"No man, he just needs to wash his scrote moat."
"WTF is that?"

by teleturn March 27, 2010

fill the moat

v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.

Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.

Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

Tim moate

king of fags
see also homosexual

by daking April 30, 2003

Sex moat

The wet spot in the middle of the bed that divides two people after sex.

I love the cuddle with you, but this sex moat is too cold and wide to cross.

by rhpsreddit April 4, 2015