Mitton 

A dirty little family. Often incest. You are likely to see a Mitton family in your life. Please avoid at all times.

Oh shit there's a Mitton

Mitton by ThatUnknownGuy May 16, 2014

mitton 

A large redneck family, thats usually rich

Redneck 1: "Wow look at that recliner! How did they afford that?" Redneck 2: "Must be a mitton."

mitton by soy un assessino March 3, 2011

The Mitton Tickle 

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.

"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".

The Mitton Tickle by BaldWilly June 25, 2019

Jeff Mitton

So good in bed :p funny, sexy, no one can satisfy a girl better then him :) no doubt. Tall and muscular, loves sports, normally a big partier.

Jeff Mitton "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"

Jeff Mitton by ghitigjtijh January 5, 2011

Dick Mitton 

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

Dick Mitton by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

mittoris 

Mitt Romney’s enormous clitoris that makes all the Mormon men go wild

I was licking that mittoris up and down last night

mittoris by SexySingle69 February 11, 2023

Michigan Mittens 

The act of fingering 2 women at the same time on a cold winters day "Michigan Mittens"

Troy had to walk a mile in the snow to get to the party, luckily a couple of girls let him try on some "Michigan Mittens"

Michigan Mittens by LK411 February 28, 2021