Mitton

A dirty little family. Often incest. You are likely to see a Mitton family in your life. Please avoid at all times.

Oh shit there's a Mitton

by ThatUnknownGuy May 16, 2014

mitton

A large redneck family, thats usually rich

Redneck 1: "Wow look at that recliner! How did they afford that?" Redneck 2: "Must be a mitton."

by soy un assessino March 3, 2011

Kitten Mittons

A comfortable, elegant mitten for cats endorsed by Charlie Kelly, local business owner and cat enthusiast! Sold at Paddy's Pub.
If your cat is making TOO MUCH NOISE ALL THE TIME, stomping around and DRIVING YOU CRAZY, or CLAWING AT YOUR FURNITURES, Kitten Mittons is the answer!!
One size fits all -- perfect for one-legged, fat, skinny, or in-between cats!

Kitten Mittons -- you'll be smitten!
MEEEEEE-OWW

by brideymo February 12, 2010

The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.

"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".

by BaldWilly June 25, 2019

Jeff Mitton

So good in bed :p funny, sexy, no one can satisfy a girl better then him :) no doubt. Tall and muscular, loves sports, normally a big partier.

Jeff Mitton "SEXIEST MAN ALIVE"

by ghitigjtijh January 5, 2011

Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016