|1.||Mitt Ramen Noodles|
A nickname for Republican Candidate Mitt Romney. For if Mitt Romney becomes United States President, people (other than rich Republicans) will be too poor to afford anything to eat except for ramen noodles.
Kid: Mommy, I want steak for dinner!
Mother: Sorry baby. We only have ramen noodles.
Mother: Because President Mitt Ramen Noodles took away our welfare and we can't afford anything else.