Mitsutomi 

The coolest, most awesome last name in the entire universe. Originating from samurai, the Mitsutomi's have become world-known and are extremely attractive. They are known to be quite metal but have a gentleness that comes only from God. They are mostly into killing people with donkey jaws, but will settle for a tail bone.

Man, you just wish you were a Mitsutomi.

Mitsutomi by hc4jc January 18, 2008

Misstomitis 

An extremely rare and serious medical condition in which the Misstom organ shrinks drastically. Treatment is simple but medicine must be administered on a daily basis.

Nancy Brady: I’m coming down with a serious case of Misstomitis
Friend: oh shit that sounds serious... what is it?
Nancy Brady: It comes on every time I miss my brother, Tom Brady, too much.

Misstomitis by Chocolate chips!!! September 22, 2018

Mitsumi 

A member of the DC Forums.

Look its Mitsumi!

Mitsumi by SilentTrigger April 16, 2004