Dates 24 girls but dumps them as soon as he finds a new one. A smoozer to the core, oily as an Asian wok, and white as paper. Calls himself the Asian Girl Carousel (AGC), and tells the girls he dates that it stands for the All German Club. Most notably, he guns you, as in after he's walked all over you, and pretends like everything is still dandy, he'll give you the guns. On good days, he will repeat your name twice. When he is in a hurry, he will get Mitchy with you in a drive-by gun fashion.
"JillJill...!! <pow pow> Howwww's it goin? Yeah? Oh man, I'm so pumped! Let me tell you what, JillJill...I've gotta go do something completely selfish and unhelpful to anyone but myself...see ya 'round, JillJill! <powpow>"
by Yoko February 17, 2005
This is when you become a poes. You could simply be a poes at times, and not be at other time. However, if you become one, it cannot be undone there it's permanent.
by splitHaven November 10, 2021
by William Cosby 420 6969 February 1, 2018
The redshirt freshman sensation sweeping the nation. Also known as Mitch Trubisky. Plays quarterback for the University of North Carolina. Scores lots of touchdowns.
"Hey man, fuck Johnny Football, Mitchy Touchdowns is the best freshman QB of all time."
"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."
"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."
"Oh my god did you see the game this weekend? Mitchy Touchdowns went off for 11 TDs."
"I would totally gargle Mitchy Touchdown's thick juicy man cum."
by Mitch's Bitches April 16, 2014
by mitchy pride October 14, 2008
Extremely fezz person. Presently been stalked and has had P-Plates stolen by some girls a few years his junior. Very odd male or female who looked better with longer hair. Looks like a 'drowned rat'. Also massive creep.
by BIG LETTERS! September 3, 2008
Another word for a 281er. Typically a boy who goes to camp and everything in his trunk is either Abercrombie and Fitch, Hollister, or Ed Hardy. Preferrably Ed Hardy. This person gels his hair on a regular basis, even while attending camp. He rides horses wearing oversized basketball sneakers and when he lifts up his arms the disgusting scent of Ed Hardy deodorant flows out of his shirt. This person also claims himself to be a "pothead" although hes never touched weed in his life.
by me8576 October 20, 2009