b) Smokes joints in his sleep.
c) Will fuck just about anything.
d) Usually has an extremely small penis.
b) Don't pull a Mister Hanes tonight, save it for tomorrow!
c) We named my cat Mister Hanes for a reason...
d) My ex, such a Mister Hanes.
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