The phenomenon when a male must take a urinal next to another man who then urinates with such force, the urine bounces off the porcelain and sprays the unsuspecting man who is thus "misted"
Man 1: "Damn only urinal left...I really have to go though, ahh fuck it."
Man 2: *begins to urinate with the power of a fire truck*
Man 1: *misted*
Man 1: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by thisnameisntalreadybeingused February 10, 2010
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Can replace a swear
Can be used in pretty much any context
What the MISTE?!
OH MISTE!
by Tiny Terry :) February 26, 2019
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Democrat spelling of the english word "missed".

Definition: To feel sorrow and joy at the same time, while receiving a lost loved one's government subsidy.
Actual example from the back window of a Cadillac in the Social Security Office parking lot: "R.I.P. Rose,
You will be misted"
by Rev. Calvin McDougle December 28, 2005
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Misting is starting with a large mouthful of some beverage (to the extent to where your cheeks are puffed up like Dizzy Gillespie), then quickly spitting it out at someone, so that it becomes a projectile "mist" in the air.

The proper form when misting, is to look something like one of those fireball-spitting circus performers.

Similar to "shotgunning", which is the same thing, but with a mouthful of crushed ice.
LOL I just misted you with Crush Pineapple and Codeine syrup.

What a profound example of misting that was! If I may elaborate further: PWNZ0RRED!!11shift!!!!!1
by ryansupak June 20, 2006
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Misting occurs when one lies down on one's back and has a beverage (preferably alcholic) poured directly into their mouth from about waist height. The inevitable overflow onto the face and body is a mist, hence the term misting. Misting became popular through the Toronto party scene where many individuals continue the practice to this day. Though mostly harmless, a good mister will build up to the performance by making a grand entrance in an elaborate costume or with theme music and generally make the most of the event.
I had an excellent time last night. I mut say though, the height of the eve was Cody's misting.
by Hobart Hoshizaki April 21, 2006
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