Miss-stache 

a mustache that is visible on a female, or any other visible facial hair on a female that resembles a mustache.

Jen had a very visible miss-stache, it was thick and quite unattracticve.

Miss-stache by Hail P. Plinlog May 22, 2007

misstache

A womans hairy upper lip.

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

misstache by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

misstache

A lady moustache.

Visable hair on a woman's upper lip.

"Dude, that girl has has a serious misstache that needs attending to"

misstache by smoked salmon July 22, 2009

misstache

A female moustache.

"Did you check out the size of that chick's misstache?"

misstache by hlbndr December 8, 2009

misstache

The ultimate name for a bad mustache. Sometimes belonging to people who grow it but refuse to admit that it looks like roadkill above their lips.

The terminator felt terrible losing to a scary wrestler with a freaky misstache on his face.

misstache by Crazyfox09 February 26, 2009