Miss Michigan

A term used by males to refer to a dateless night spent masturbating. See map of Michigan. Also see Rosie Palm and her five sisters.

I had a hot date with Miss Michigan last night.

by J. Granholm August 21, 2003

miss michigan

The hand in which dude uses to crank-off.

I'm in love with miss michigan.

by Dantheman! May 30, 2006

Dating Miss Michigan

To masturbate. The state of Michigan is shaped like a mitten/hand. Can also be used to describe someone who is not successful in the sex/romance dept.

Ever since Katy dumped Bob he's been dating Miss Michigan.

by SuzieQ April 7, 2006