talk to the mirror

The same thing as “talk to the hand” but instead it means to talk to yourself

Someone - “You’re ugly”
You - “..Talk to the mirror”

by KakiriMalito January 20, 2023

Crotch-mirrored

When Babach crosses the street as if she's so sexy any car will stop for her and the side mirror almost busts her pussy

I got crotch-mirrored today

by Babach March 31, 2021

Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

soul mirror

A cosmic lens for discovering one's true essence, seeing the drapes of personality conditioning ( Ego ).

When introducing the Enneagram, One will have a true Soul Mirror approach to self-discovery.

by Starify March 29, 2018

mirror stalking

the art of candid oogling of women in the gym using one or more mirrors in order to avoid detection by not turning your head,only your eyes.

all men in the gym enjoy mirror stalking between sets

by mikalobe420 March 22, 2012

mirror shenanigans

mirror shenanigans are nudes in yo mirror. if i guy says mirror shenanigans they want some.

joseph: mirror shenanigans?

kaylee: maybe😏

by daddy dollar August 7, 2019

Mirror you

You stand at the mirror reading a chapter book backwards you get sucked into the mirror and everything is phasing the opposite way.everyone in that world will try to attack you with guns or axes and other weapons to escape you’ll have to read the chapter book that you redid in the other world but properly but you can only do it at the mirror

You.i lliw daer siht retpahc koob sdrawkcab
You.were am I?
Mirror you.dïë îñtrūdēr
You. I will read this chapter book backwards

by Thescaryteller January 28, 2023