An irrational and morbid fear of Narendra Modi. Fairly common among paid-media, haters, looters, moochers and dhimmis of India. Most Congressi Reptile Tweeple suffer from it.
Acute Modiphobia has hit all top Indian journos. All are shitting bricks thinking what will happen to their jobs once Modi becomes the PM.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).