Minty Cave

The act of performing oral sex on a female with gum in your mouth. Often results in either extra stimulation or a nasty infection in which old cottage cheese appears to be oozing out of the vagina.

Bro: "Dude i totally gave that bitch the Minty Cave"

Bro #2: "Who wants cottage cheese!"

Unsuspecting Victim: "I DO! I DO!"

by Danstartsfires January 18, 2009

Minty Piss

Slang for 'Mojito', the popular cocktail which has a distinctive minty taste. Should one be opposed to such a taste, one may refer to Mojito as 'minty piss'.

'What is this foul drink?'
'Mojito'
'Tastes like what I can only describe as minty piss'

by themintyone September 10, 2011

Minty Dave

1. The act of oral sex on a partner, immedietaly after eating a large quantity of mints.

2. A Drink mixture of hot chocolate and a mint tea bag.

"I ate a bag of Werthers last night and gave this girl I picked up one hell of a Minty Dave. I don't think she's going to be able to sit down for a week!"

by oathy March 3, 2009

Minty Piccolo

When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.

MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.

PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.

by HairyHighwayman February 26, 2023

Minty Masturbate

Masturbation technique.... You put hard mints in your mouth before you masturbate and as you climax chew hard on the mints ... Your body like flips shit

Mother: damn Samuel your breath smells great
Samuel: thanks mum...
Samuels mother doesn't know he minty masturbates a lot

by Senna1998 June 15, 2014

minty ice

When a girl puts toothpaste on her hands a jerks you off.

That bitch named Sheqwanda gave me a nice minty ice the other night....my dick still tingles.

by Matt Mancini November 23, 2006

Minty Mudbath

To take a shot of either Peppermint Schnapps or Creme de Menthe from somebody's asshole.

The other night I received a great Minty Mudbath which basically involved me sticking my rear end into the air and pouring a shot of Creme De Menthe into my asshole which my BF proceeded to happily suck out with his mouth (and tongue). :)

by Clarence McGee August 30, 2007