The word rednecks of safeway/walmart use to explain how someone looks or what there small penis trucks look like.
Redneck one: Hank! hold my beer while i get a good look at this girl. She’s fuckin’ minty bud.
Redneck two: Got damn! she’s almost as minty as my mud bogger.
Redneck two: Got damn! she’s almost as minty as my mud bogger.
by redjohntreehang April 15, 2019
by Minty! June 27, 2022
by Starfish Shipshell April 16, 2018
by Minted26 February 2, 2020
When a woman douses her vagina in mouthwash and subsequently disguises her clitoris as Waldo with glasses and a beanie. To go the extra mile, one may crochet a vagina sweater
“Aaron couldn’t find the clitoris so May thought it would be funny to preform the Minty Where’s Waldo for educational purposes”
by TheTeam315 March 16, 2023
Jess: ahhh baby what a lovely tongue you have, i came like a volcano
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg
Tom: yeh well i am a cunning linguist
Jess: by the way,i have a frothy minty minge, do you know why?
Tom: yeh, coz i just brushed my teeth ya stupid cow, now cook me some scrambled smeg
by Midget slinger July 2, 2017
When you are being serviced orally and shortly before climax you take 2 big dips of Kodiak Wintergreen and shove it in the headgivers nostrals. This may result in a sneeze of dip and cum or mass vomiting of both. Either way the slop is there for the pig to eat afterwards
by Tastylovincheesecake January 4, 2020