The longest, bumpiest, deadliest street in SE/NE
Man I ain’t going down Minnesota Ave, I ain’t tryna get another flat tire bitch
by Official Savage Sweetheart April 12, 2019
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When a man with a large beard goes down on a woman with crabs.
John's been scratching his face alot, he must have experienced the Minnesota Mallard Migration.
by DXbuddie November 27, 2019
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A Latin derived term meaning: An oversexed girl who gets her self esteem from sexual encounters, including group and lesbian sex. Is willing to ruin her own child’s life to prove a point; however, can’t/won’t see it that way.
If you find a Minnesota Tina who knows what to do with it, run as fast as your little legs will carry you.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
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A girl that can be found in Minnesota, usually going by the call sign Tina, who engages in group sex with many men at a time as well as lesbian sex, whilst all the while leading her boyfriend to believe he’s the only one. Proof can be hard to find because she is so mentally unstable that she will engage in this sexual over stimulation behavior like it’s just another day. But look for odd bruising and redness on and about the bottom area and if you take off the blinders, watch a little porn, you’ll see exactly what type of slut you’re dealing with. Highly, highly unstable; do NOT procreate with this creature. She is liable to keep you out of yours and her own child.
If you ever encounter an easy Minnesota Tina, don’t let the devil in or else you’ll end up paying with unimaginable nightmares that turn out to be your reality.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
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When your man sprays his precious seed into your hair and it hardens from the cold.
Omg my bf just gave me a Minnesota hairspray and it is just what I needed.
by Minnesotaboy December 20, 2016
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A long snow pile that forms in the middle of a wide town road after it's plowed. The snow pile is often not traversable without the most hickest of pickup trucks, so it essentially functions as if a median was installed on the road.
I was goin out fer a rip on the old snow cat when I got to main street and saw the plows came through already and formed that Minnesota Median that always shows up around there.

That's when I decided to take my snow cat and jump the Minnesota Median and oh you betcha that was the best thing I've done on rip in a while.
by OlGrandpaGallager October 16, 2021
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The act of convincing or attempting to convince someone that your personality and the current local temperature are both warmer than they actually are.
"My friends were Minnesota gaslighting me when they told me I wouldn't need a sweater but I later found out they just thought it was ugly and didn't want to be seen with me wearing it."
by PunditSquared December 13, 2021
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