When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
by talontd92tsi September 25, 2015
Cumming into your partners mouth and then promptly pouring carbonated soda in after and having their head shaken till it sprays out of their nose and/or mouth.
by Mira Minnesota October 15, 2022
Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty
Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob
Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob
by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023
by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023
It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.
by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021
by MinnesotaStyle December 30, 2022
The state where in winter you need to have seventeen layers or you'll pass out and wear twenty-seven pairs of socks or your toes will commit suicide. In spring you'll need to have at least twenty-five umbrellas because everyone else there won't what to buy that many so they'll steal yours. Summer you either need a heavy winter coat or sports bra/no shirt needed. The state bird is a mosquito and can be the size of a fricking golf ball when full of blood. In may by lakes the sky is bug-color from all the may flies.
by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022