Mingeitis 

Inflammation of the minge, commonly attributable to a rather rough rodgering or a vagina related condition, see vagungus

Man my mingeitis is playing up at the moment, do you think i've got vagungus?

Mingeitis by Creepy Owen May 16, 2008

mingeritus 

An incredibly ugly girl who is dating an attractive guy, suddenly the girl becomes unbearably arrogant and condescending towards her family, friends and work colleagues. This situation particularly arises when a guy is using the girl for his own sexual gratification.

Ah mate, recently my bird is so up herself . She's coming down with a serious case of mingeritus!

mingeritus by JH'82 June 21, 2007

Ingle Mingiti 

Considered by many to be something of a god among mere mortals, Ingle Mingiti was perhaps the greatest person ever to come out of southern Syria in the early 16th century. Born of Irish and Inca bloodlines, Mingiti was truly a sight to behold. It was widely rumored that he could shove a mandolin up a goat's ass without even breaking a sweat, but this was only a small example of his power.

In 1523, he set sail to Spain aboard his schooner, the Kazaa. Upon arrival, Mingiti mustered up a group of 4 Spaniards and one Portugal man, and set out for the New World. During the long journey westward, the Spaniards began to go crazy, and begged Mingiti if they could eat the Portugal man. "Nay", said Mingiti, and so it was. The Spaniards were permitted to merely chew on the Portugal man, but not to consume any part of him, and so they did. Eventually, they arrived at what would someday nearly become known as the Mormon nation of Deseret. The party explored this strange new land, but were soon attacked by a bear, which disrupted their trek, and scattered the group across the continent.

The Europeans were eventually all killed, either by Indians or baseball midgets, but Ingle Mingiti lived on. It is said that during his travels, he found the fountain of youth in Denver, and lives to this day, working as a 7-11 cashier in Toronto.

Ingle Mingiti was truly a great man, and will be remembered forever for never giving up in the face of adversity.

Ingle Mingiti by Rastablowtorch February 26, 2006

mangitis 

Inflammation of the mangina. Symptoms include irritability, cramping, bloating, bitchiness, mood swings, and other symptoms related to the female menstrual cycle. Etiology is primarily in men can be from all age groups.

Robert sure is cranky today, I wonder if his mangitis is flaring up again.

mangitis by Archadamj June 27, 2010

Mingeivitis 

When you binge on the minge and get all up in and around that twat resulting in a mouth and throat full of pubic hair.

I was so drunk last night going down on Rachel’s 70’s style wooly minge that I ended up with mingeivitis and I sounded like a cat hacking up several fur balls.

Mingeivitis by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

minetism 

A word used for kids that play to much minecraft

Cole plays to much minecraft, he has minetism.

minetism by Karsdaddy March 22, 2017

Mingivitis 

The rot that is evident upon ones teeth after "eating" too much rancid minge! Often a lesbian phenomenom. Guys probably WISH they had it!

Ewww - she been eating fouldog snatch - check out the mingivitis on her teeth, dude!

Mingivitis by adsnshan October 2, 2006