Ming Bling

A type of jewelry only worn by the rare species of Ming. Big sparkly jewelry in the shape of a M representing the name Ming. Ming can be found in the wild jungles of Chars backyard.

Look there is a Ming in my backyard! He’s wearing some Ming Bling!

by GotMing? October 3, 2017

minge bling

Refers to the jewelry that is worn by women with their genitals pierced

"I bought some new sexy minge bling today"

by dj shiva July 29, 2007

ming-bling

when bling goes wrong.

overboard, tacky bling.

ewww, that stuff is ming-bling!

by Caff January 29, 2005

minging or blinging

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.

"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"

by The_ALCH January 10, 2022

Minge Bling

The act of blinging up a minge via the use of cheap diamond fakery.

Hey Girlfriend, my Vag-jay-jay is looking lush since I had 169 cubic zirconia's super-glued to it! Check out my Minge Bling!

by Ratskrad January 20, 2011