The overwhelming ecstatic sensation that one gets from playing the game Minecraft. These can usually be linked to specific events in the game, and can last anywhere from 5-15 seconds. (Also known as a "Zen Moment".) Similar to an orgasm felt during sexual intercourse.

Steve: "Hey Bob, I just put in a furnace, built a sign that directs people to my mine, and put up some bookshelves."
Bob: "Thats awesome, I'm getting ready to go hunting cause I only have 3 hearts left."
Steve: "Oh cool, co- BOB?!"
Bob: "Ahhhhhh.... Oh, sorry. I just had a Minecraftgasm."
Steve: "Understood. I get those alot."

Minecraftgasm by iMo0n November 30, 2010

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Minecraftard

a minecraftard is refered to as a stupid person who takes Minecraft way more seriously than it should be taken and doesn’t know what a joke is

wow kyada is such a minecraftard

Minecraftard by rainbowyrei July 25, 2018

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Minecraftia

The name of the planet in which minecraft takes place on.

Person 1: man I need a damn vacation.

Person 2: Dude lets go to Minecraftia!

Minecraftia by Joseph L. Thomas September 7, 2013

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Minecraftaholic

When someone plays Minecraft non-stop like they are addicted to it.

John: Hey Mike! What are you doing today?
Mike: Minecraft.
John: Oh well, me and the guys were going out, and thought you might want to come along.

Mike: I'll pass, I have to finish my city on Minecraft. Catch you later, maybe next year?
John: *Under Breath* Pfft. Minecraftaholic

Minecraftaholic by AdamBellllyy September 14, 2011

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