A game full of blocks and shit. Created by some dumb ass bald man called Notch. Every update takes 4 years.
Person1: Hey, do you wanna go get some pizza?
Person2: SHUT UP! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT! Oh, and i'll take a slice!
Person1: Hey, do you wanna go get some pizza?
Person2: SHUT UP! I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT! Oh, and i'll take a slice!
Minecraft is fun.
by Xcap April 2, 2017
The best game in the world. Screw WoW, Minecraft is just freaking awesome. It's blocky.
There are four main modes:
Survival, where you gather resources and build a house, go down and mine for stuff, go to the nether, but you have to fight mobs along the way. The unofficial goal is to get to the End and defeat the Ender Dragon.
Hardcore, which is survival except it is set to the hardest difficulty. You cannot change the difficulty, and if you die once the save is deleted.
Creative, where you have unlimited resources and can build whatever you want. You cannot die unless you fall into the void. Mobs will only attack if provoked. You can break any block with one hit, unlike in Survival or Hardcore, in which you have to hold down the mouse button on the block until it breaks.
Adventure, where you cannot break blocks or build. This gamemode is rarely done without a pre-made map, and you have to use cheats to get into the mode. You cannot start out with adventure mode on a singleplayer world.
You can also go on servers made by other Minecrafters, so you don't always have to be alone! On the servers you can play with other players. (duhh) They are normally developed in a private server and then the server IP is publicly released. However, sometimes the server cannot be accessed because of either your or the server's connection.
I'm such a nerd XD
There are four main modes:
Survival, where you gather resources and build a house, go down and mine for stuff, go to the nether, but you have to fight mobs along the way. The unofficial goal is to get to the End and defeat the Ender Dragon.
Hardcore, which is survival except it is set to the hardest difficulty. You cannot change the difficulty, and if you die once the save is deleted.
Creative, where you have unlimited resources and can build whatever you want. You cannot die unless you fall into the void. Mobs will only attack if provoked. You can break any block with one hit, unlike in Survival or Hardcore, in which you have to hold down the mouse button on the block until it breaks.
Adventure, where you cannot break blocks or build. This gamemode is rarely done without a pre-made map, and you have to use cheats to get into the mode. You cannot start out with adventure mode on a singleplayer world.
You can also go on servers made by other Minecrafters, so you don't always have to be alone! On the servers you can play with other players. (duhh) They are normally developed in a private server and then the server IP is publicly released. However, sometimes the server cannot be accessed because of either your or the server's connection.
I'm such a nerd XD
by yrestrydtrfytguhij July 2, 2013
A 3d autism simulator. The fan base consists of 7 - 11 year old ass burger infested boys, and is created by the fattass Swedish developer Markus Persson aka Notch. It has a subreddit and that subreddit is filled with 25+ year old overwight man child basemwnt dwellers who have no job and steal their parents' internet. You can build shitty houses, kill very poorly done mobs, and kill pigs for pork. You can also ride pigs, one of Notch's sick fantasies. There are servers where you can blow up houses and shit for the lulz. This game is better known as "Chris-Chan's Extreme Autism: Underground." There is the occasional person who plays Minecraft and isn't an autistic, but there is a percentage of at least 100 that you will never find one. See also: autism.
Josh's brother: What are you doing, Josh?
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut
Josh: oh jsut plying sum minecraft lol
Josh's brother: Oh, which mental disorder do you have?
Josh: lol wut
by weirddude62 May 9, 2013
by Jhonnykleb July 19, 2020
A game for people who haven't gone through puberty yet. It saps away at your conscience and you will never know the true world of gaming.
by Fak off m8 November 3, 2015
-A game that has been mostly taken over by 12 year olds that haven't hit puberty yet.
-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.
-An excuse that you use when your friends or parents ask what games you play.
Troll:"GET GRIEFED NOOB"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"
Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"
Kid:"OMFG U FAG THAT TOOK ME HOURS TO BUILD"
Parent: Watcha playin'?
Billy: "Minecraft, now stfu and leave me alone"
Parent: "You're adopted"
by Booty boy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) May 16, 2016
by A adult August 9, 2016