Person 2: He's been playing Minecraft for 3 days straight. Looks like he has a wicked case of Minecraft Syndrome.
Symptoms include a significant lack in social interaction with other human beings. Being a dickhead. Talking about minecraft non fucking stop. Very poor clothing choices. Sufferers may also experience the 'i have ankle swingers' symptom.
If your reading this and thinking 'Oh shit thats me!' not to worry start clicking thumbs up on this word then take your computer and chuck it out the window.
Ross: I'm sorry to have to tell you this but, i think you might have Minecraft Syndrome.