MWS

Morning Wood Syndrome - Waking with an erect penis. Occurs every morning of the world to every male, often at inopportune times, making for awkward situations.

1. "Man, I had to give my oral presentation in class this morning in class, and I was scared to death I was going to have MWS!"

2. "I was being given a tour of the plant, and I'll be damned if MWS didn't hit."

3. "I'm sorry, I can't slow dance with you right now. Why not is something wrong? No, it's just that I have a terrible case of MWS."

4. "Easter Sunday morning at church when the pastor says, 'please stand and sing hymn 416' I have MWS. It never fails."

5. "Every morning I try to go pee, but I can't because of MWS. I have to pull a superman."

6. "MWS wakes me up every morning, and the only medicine is to squeeze one out."

by Billy Jo Thomas April 16, 2008

MWS

Known as Marysville West Side is a clique of killas that will ruin your shit in Marysville Washington 98270

Damn MWS beat the shit outta all these fools again

by MWS Affiliated Shooter May 19, 2017

MW

MW=Must watch

Sends funny video MW Lmao so funny xd

by Orbitalcuneus August 3, 2019

MW

Used on social media platforms as an abbreviation for "matching with"

Did you see her twitter bio? She was MW Archer.

by hersheyas May 22, 2021

MW

modern warfare, a game in the call of duty line

1:oh shit, do u have MW2?

2: lets game this bitch up.

1: hook up the fucking internet cable

2:fucking shoot him

1&2:ahhhhhhhhhhhh

by best gameer in the world November 28, 2009

MW

Morning wood, an erection that is still raging after you've woke up

If i have MW i usually wait in my room and try to think about my granddad naked so my MW goes away

by tory borty May 8, 2013

MW

Abbreviation for Man Whore; derives from men who are complete whores (especially freaky rapist-looking men).

Meg: Yo, Travis is such a MW
Karen: Foreal, dannnng.

by meghan0nicole May 2, 2005