Mindphuck'd 

that awkward moment where you have no clue where you are, who you're with, or what the fuck is going on. Most serious cases of mindphuck result in: Herp Derpin', Confusion, Loss of Interest, Boredom, and many other unusual side effects. In our worst patients, being Mindphuck'd has lead to umadbro syndrome, as well as brain damage.

Guy: So how was last night?

Other dude: I slept with this girl.

Guy: How was it, bro?

Other dude: .. She wasn't a She.

Guy: ... Mindphuck'd.

Mindphuck'd by SecksieLykeabaus November 28, 2011

Mindfuck Dubstep 

Mindfuck dubstep is a small genre of dubstep that contains many bass drops and sparatic, at times, like beats. It is similar to rave like music. Usually paired with the term "Brutal Dubstep Drops". Mindfuck Dubstep also has a more intense sound to it. With a mix of rave like music, intense sounding dubstep, and "Brutal Dubstep Drops" it truly Mindfucks the listeners.

"My favorite type of Dubstep is Mindfuck Dubstep" or "Damn, Mindfuck Dubstep gets the blood pumping."

Mindfuck Dubstep by Ogiramzai February 22, 2019

december mindfuck 

when it's close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to 'next year' as a month later

Bob: "Soo yeah I guess I'll see you next year, Ted!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"

december mindfuck by mindfucked1000 December 23, 2010

dyslexic redneck mindfuck 

This is a useful trick in case you are ever abducted by rednecks. Ask them for a piece of paper and pencil. Write the word racecar and ask them to spell it backwards. Their little pea brains will start to smoke and they will start bashing their own heads in until they are unconscious.

Women's self-defense instructor:"When I was 14 I was abducted by a pack of rednecks. I was able to escape by using the dyslexic redneck mindfuck"

dyslexic redneck mindfuck by grimly fiendish April 14, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004