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Mindmolest

To molest one's mind.

Assault or abuse a person's mind so hard that it becomes molestation of the mind.

To annoy, disturb, or persecute especially with hostile intent to one's mind.
Bro, did you see the mindmolest I put on that kid?
That was the sickest minmolestation I have ever witnessed, it was as if you were his 47 year old uncle touching his brain's tiny wee-wee.

Dude, that test was so hard I was totally mindmolested.
Mindmolest by Nasterbation November 11, 2010

Minimolestation 

1. Playing minimal music that mocks the user for having to listen to it. (Eg. Micspams over ventrilo).

2. Molestation involving a midget, this can include a midget as the victim, the molester, or even the witness.
1. I love Reverend of War's band's album Minimolestation. It's the shit.

2. The tiny witness to the soon minimolestation of Ginny Carter is under investigation. She's been seen selling her poonaners on the corner.
Related Words

manmolester 

A man who goes into a store where a lot of teenagers work and constantly try to talk to the guys (and only the guys) working. This man will remember everything you tell him and will go to the same store at least five times a week. You should fear this person.
guy 1, "O shit, the manmolester is
here"

guy 2, "Again, god damn it"

guy 1, "Let's get the fuck outta here"
manmolester by DSquared NH January 4, 2008

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026