My ass is so sore after Mindaugas came over
by P⁰⁰ April 14, 2020
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A Mindaugas is someone who suffers from autism, but has an IQ of 130 (tested by an online quiz). Mindaugas is a very tall man and everyone else to him is a full on midget. He will flatter you with his brilliant humour, inspired by Hotline Miami memes.
Person 1: Oh my god, is that Mindaugas? He fucked me so hard yesterday with his big Lithuanian sausage I could barely walk after that.
Person 2: I know right? He's a big man, innit?
by sinisterfade September 23, 2018
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Mindaugas is a man that wants to marry your mom he lives in Lithuania and he wants to fly to your mom he kills his songs
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Mindaugas:hello my bunny I Iove you
by Clayyydkcmkcck August 30, 2021
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