mincing

Two people find a dead body. One puts their mouth over the penis, and the other elbow drops on the dead persons stomach.

" Callum and Tom were caught mincing on the late jimmy carter last night"

by Avocados! November 5, 2007

mince

adj.
1. acne or pimples

verb.
1. to 'pop' acne or pimples

Alex: "Thomas bro, your mince is bad as today!"

Thomas: "far i had a mean mincing session today"

by Skintightaz June 3, 2007

mince

Ugly

"Her face is all mince."

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Mince

Death Metal

I feel like listening to some mince

This Cannibal Corpse album is pretty mincey

by Altar Of Death December 7, 2003

Mince tits

A coward.

Dave ran at the first sight of trouble, he's a proper pair of mince tits.

by themilkofothers May 26, 2015

mince

Has now changed from the way a homosexual would walk, to a old womens vagina.

shutup you mince

by Mant September 21, 2008

Mincing

Feeling an undeniable urge to be extra as hell and crumble/grind all of your ingredients when cooking with a special mincing too. If the chef fails to mince all ingredients while cooking then a penalty of -1 point will be served to the chef.

Alex: Hey, have you started cooking yet?
Megan: Not yet, I'm too busy mincing the garlic
Alex: You're extra as hell

by David Peter Butts March 17, 2020