Mimmack

A "Mimmack" is a genital shaving mis-adventure caused when a faggoty guy decides to chicken out and use one of those girly creams or sprays rather than a good old fashioned razor (like what REAL men do) when shaving his nads which results in the pubes shrivelling up, turning white and resembling the burnt shrivelled remains of a carrier bag on the end of a stick that has been set alight.

"Decided to shave my nads last night and ended up with a complete fucking Mimmack" !!!

Mimmack by Baku Goos July 13, 2009

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micmackin'

When two people pow-wow over the attractiveness of someone else who they were either just prior in contact with or within earshot to them and who has now left their space.

(Evolution of 'to mack on someone')

Scenario: two coworkers just made a beautiful customer a coffee at their place of work, but that customer has now left.

Coworker one: dude, that customer was a attractive! Drop every thing now, you need to start writing wedding vows!

Coworker two: nah , I saw you mac on that customer hardcore.

Enter coworker three: y'all micmackin' in here?

micmackin' by Ikarus February 3, 2014

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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