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A very fugly man who jerks off 69 times a day and who typically has pretty dope looking hair.
ooh that guy looks like a real milton.
by Mr Upsidedown May 20, 2016
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A redheaded person of Jewish faith and ancestry. Also referred to as a Ginger-Jew. Also known as a mickey.
He's Handsome, but he's a little bit of a Milton.
by GFY4273 March 19, 2011
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The cleaner side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. Has nice, big houses and lots of civilized people. Also is abundant in used condoms and marijuana roaches.
HOLY SHIT!!! Milton isn't half bad!
by Emo Skater June 15, 2007
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Blonde short haired gorgeous girl who likes the boys and their money.(hehe)
woahhh that is soooo milton
by sarahstar September 13, 2007
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A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.

This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.

If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.

Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
by Steve802 October 16, 2009
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Where the men are men and so are the women
you can spot a milton girl from a mile away and beware to stay away
by Harry Ballsonya123 February 23, 2011
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A failed abortion and he has slick hair from "cum".
Person 1: what's up faggot

Person 2: your being a Milton
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