A small town
in between Mississauga
. More commonly known as Ontario
" or "farm
" town, Milton is famous for it's vast fields of emptiness. Hobbies include cow - tipping
, pig roasts, and mill pond
- cholls. It's also a bit of a romper
town. Can't forget to mention our notorious gang ... MTBS
Chill spots - the skatepark, any coffee place or gym, mill pond, africa
MTB#1: howdy partner . whats the word for tonight in Milton?
MTB#2: oh garn dolly im not too sure. probably riding my horse down to the good ol' pond and scoppin me out some fish to feed my family through the winter
one of the most boring town in the world in MA...blahhh
so where do you live?
-in the middle of nowhere..
ohhh you mean MILTON
A shitty excuse for a town north of Vermont's largest city. The town is infested with an unfortunate cluster of naive rednecks, trailer trash and druggies, who are narrow minded and will never go anywhere in life.
This town will never make anything of itself, because it shuns all new business potentials. Instead all the old shitty businesses that no one gives a damn about (Show me the biscuit) constantly change locations about 5 times a month.
If there is one thing Milton is known for, it is how many fucking people have auto body shops. There are at least 30 of them in town, and none of them are any good. They are all sketchy used car dealer ships where words like "quality" are preferably not used.
Want a good time in Milton? Do what all the kids do and hang outside the Mobil station after school. Here you can get cigarettes of the older kids, or a blow job from someone's sister.
"Dude want to go to Milton for some pot and a quick blow job from someone's sister, while I go get a new auto part for my car?"
The cleaner side of Jefferson Township in New Jersey. Has nice, big houses and lots of civilized people. Also is abundant in used condoms and marijuana roaches.
HOLY SHIT!!! Milton isn't half bad!
Blonde short haired gorgeous girl who likes the boys and their money.(hehe)
woahhh that is soooo milton