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Millom, A small Town set in an idylic setting, surounded by hills and green pastures and if your very fortunate you will see the odd sheep shagger, aparently a local custom, and the local townsfalk are rather parcial to a bit of in breading from time to time, the townsfalk are simple docile creatures. the best bit about millom is the road out of it
millom in furness, best avoided, unless your into sheep, and family members
Millom by mark on the honeypot March 4, 2009
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9 millimeter solution 

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.
The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

millimeter peter

An incredibly small cock.
Jane took one look at Jack's millimeter peter, and ran like hell.
millimeter peter by Tails September 16, 2003

Mallomar season 

1. What seems like a week out of the year in which stores actually sell Mallomars.
2. When Mallomars are ripe for pickin'
Jane: "Tanner do you want to come over and bang?"
Tanner: " No way it's MALLOMAR SEASON!!"
Mallomar season by ilovemallomars November 29, 2010

millimillenary 

A good fucking song by cocteau twins.
“WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO LONER??”
“millimillenary fucking fat ass.”
millimillenary by 4hhh June 30, 2021

3 millimeter defeater 

ABSOLUTE ANAL DESTROYER

THE CORRECT DEFINITION OF SEX
I HAVE A 3 MILLIMETER DEFEATER
Are you lost baby gooorl. I can give you this 3 millimeter defeater

1 millimeter defeater 

a person who has the smallest dick ever, and thinks that their dick is the biggest when it's a millimeter.
Yo he got dat 1 millimeter defeater!! his dick is the smallest one in the team
1 millimeter defeater by 4 fo 4 September 29, 2021
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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