the action of saying degrading things about people, blowing a whistle in someones face or pushing people into lockers, that is considered news worthy. It involves no punching, kicking, weapons, or physical bullying in any way. People accused of millburn hazing are often compared to Kanye West.
Millburn girl: today someone blew a whistle in my face and it made me feel slightly uncomfortable
friend: oh my god thats millburn hazing! this should be on the view, abc news, and the tyra banks show!
2
Millburn Girl: i was on the slut list and i felt upset
Millburn Girl2: i didnt make it on the slut list and that makes me very upset, i hate millburn hazing
friend: oh my god thats millburn hazing! this should be on the view, abc news, and the tyra banks show!
2
Millburn Girl: i was on the slut list and i felt upset
Millburn Girl2: i didnt make it on the slut list and that makes me very upset, i hate millburn hazing
by kgjyfvytd September 25, 2009
Millburn High is trashed by it's surrounding towns because they wish they went here. The worst school that will be attended by a student of the graduating class will still go to a top 100 school. The kids score higher on the SATS than the president. The student parking lot is full of beemers, benz, lexus, rolls royce, porsche, hummer, cadilacs, rovers.. if it's a luxury car we've got it. We all claim to hate this town but.. were rich and we no it. We'd rather be known for being obnoxiouse than not being known. Our school is made up of residence from Short Hills and Millburn. Millburn is known as the ghetto of Short Hills, and as a a resident form Short HIlls i could say the income of both towns is equivalent.. but hey Short HIlls is SHort Hills and MILLBurn will never be that. The skaters bust there 'stoges' in between class, we're threatened about cuttting but never are we reported, our partys are always busted by our oh so dedicated cops. We live in one of the richest towns in the world, our school is in the top 5.. so let's quit complaining and shove it in the poor surrounding towns faces.
by rich bitch November 29, 2006
A school that matters less than everyone thinks it does.
Who cares if it's got hundreds of extremely wealthy, entitled students? It blends in perfectly with other New Jersey wealthy towns like Livingston, Summit, Chatham, Far Hills, Essex Falls, Mountain Lakes, Watchung, Glen Ridge, etc.
Students from Millburn will end up at good colleges, but are by no means incredibly smart. Half the grade, on average, gets below an 1800 on the SATs.
There are also all the usual high school cliques, including the jocks, nerds, preps, goths, skaters, stoners, japs, and outcasts.
It's hit-or-miss in terms of teacher quality, and there are plenty of troubled kids always breaking the rules for reasons beyond "Well-my-daddy-told-me, I-can-do-anything-I-want."
There are hardly any field trips, but the music program is quite good, and there's a nice new turf football field. However, typical of an affluent, intense town, the arts program is notoriously underfunded.
Chances are, once a kid leaves Millburn High, they won't be remembering the four years there as "the best in their lives" and "the only time they felt truly at home" and "the time when I could be myself".
It's high school. Get over yourselves. It's not like life.
No one judges you by judging Millburn. Wait until you make something of yourself before you start measuring yourself up in the eyes of the world.
Who cares if it's got hundreds of extremely wealthy, entitled students? It blends in perfectly with other New Jersey wealthy towns like Livingston, Summit, Chatham, Far Hills, Essex Falls, Mountain Lakes, Watchung, Glen Ridge, etc.
Students from Millburn will end up at good colleges, but are by no means incredibly smart. Half the grade, on average, gets below an 1800 on the SATs.
There are also all the usual high school cliques, including the jocks, nerds, preps, goths, skaters, stoners, japs, and outcasts.
It's hit-or-miss in terms of teacher quality, and there are plenty of troubled kids always breaking the rules for reasons beyond "Well-my-daddy-told-me, I-can-do-anything-I-want."
There are hardly any field trips, but the music program is quite good, and there's a nice new turf football field. However, typical of an affluent, intense town, the arts program is notoriously underfunded.
Chances are, once a kid leaves Millburn High, they won't be remembering the four years there as "the best in their lives" and "the only time they felt truly at home" and "the time when I could be myself".
It's high school. Get over yourselves. It's not like life.
No one judges you by judging Millburn. Wait until you make something of yourself before you start measuring yourself up in the eyes of the world.
Mika: I went to Millburn High back in the day.
Joey: Oh. I've heard it's really rich and full of conformist JAPs, and that everyone is a genius, and the parties really suck, and everyone is always getting high on their dad's money before embarking on fabulous Wall Street careers.
Mika: Nope. I spent my summers at home, and I had normal friends, who I partied with, but we were never out of control because we wanted our parents to trust us, and we were rich, but not rich enough to misunderstand the value of money.
Joey: Oh. What do you do now?
Mika: Well, I went to NYU, and I've been working really heard as an accountant. Life isn't a bed of roses, but it's not bad either.
Joey: So, have you been back to visit?
Mika: Nah, it isn't really worth my time.
Joey: Oh. I've heard it's really rich and full of conformist JAPs, and that everyone is a genius, and the parties really suck, and everyone is always getting high on their dad's money before embarking on fabulous Wall Street careers.
Mika: Nope. I spent my summers at home, and I had normal friends, who I partied with, but we were never out of control because we wanted our parents to trust us, and we were rich, but not rich enough to misunderstand the value of money.
Joey: Oh. What do you do now?
Mika: Well, I went to NYU, and I've been working really heard as an accountant. Life isn't a bed of roses, but it's not bad either.
Joey: So, have you been back to visit?
Mika: Nah, it isn't really worth my time.
by speaker of da house March 4, 2008
nHallways filled left to right with JAPs (jewish american princesses) with tightest asses, the biggest noses, and flattest abs who back it up with ample privelege from Daddy. Drinking with lawyers, executives, doctors, and the occasional judge is quite the norm. The question is not how much the item is, its how many you have purchase. Children of connected privelege; where SAT's dont matter and educations are given away through connections like invitations.
The people who commute out of this town all have hooked up jobs. The people who commute into our town do our laundry and clean our houses.
The people who commute out of this town all have hooked up jobs. The people who commute into our town do our laundry and clean our houses.
by Concerned Citizens of Millburn March 17, 2005
The Millburn Effect is the sense of dread/anger/disbelief triggered by watching someone blithely make illogical and dangerous decisions that will have life-threatening consequences for themselves and others.
It is named after the biologist played by Rafe Spall in the Alien prequel science fiction film "Prometheus", who upon encountering a lethal-looking alien cobra, decides to pet it like a kitten.
It describes feelings of bewildered anger and anxiety resulting from watching people act with reckless stupidity and thus endangering themselves and others like the f**kheads they are.
It is named after the biologist played by Rafe Spall in the Alien prequel science fiction film "Prometheus", who upon encountering a lethal-looking alien cobra, decides to pet it like a kitten.
It describes feelings of bewildered anger and anxiety resulting from watching people act with reckless stupidity and thus endangering themselves and others like the f**kheads they are.
"Why did Millburn try to pick up the space cobra?"
"Because he's a f*****g moron, lad."
"She's going to investigate the strange noise while alone in the house in her underwear. It's the Millburn Effect again."
"Because he's a f*****g moron, lad."
"She's going to investigate the strange noise while alone in the house in her underwear. It's the Millburn Effect again."
by Ida Arnold May 3, 2020
Millburn, Shorthills is a W town town with a bunch of W men who rizz up all of the women. They all have a fire sneaker game and are smart ass kids because they go to the Millburn Middle School. We own Livingston. The teachers are great but the students are even better.
by Milburn4L September 7, 2022
Sixth, seventh, and eighth graders who take up the town. Boys wear vineyard vines or bar mitzvah sweatshirts and act like they are so cool and girls wear tight leggings to show their asses, with expensive clothes and jewlry they get from the short hills mall and are very bitchy and think they are the shit. This middle school is filled with spoiled japs and rich white kids. Most white rich kids act black by listening to 3 rap songs. Teachers hate their jobs and the kids and retire just because they hate the kids so much. Kids don't pay attention but will find ways for their parents to bribe the teacher for better grades.
Person 1- why does that kid have all the most expensive clothes
Person 2- Oh, They are a spoiled bitch from millburn middle school
Person 1- Now it makes sense
Person 2- Oh, They are a spoiled bitch from millburn middle school
Person 1- Now it makes sense
by zboi83 April 5, 2017