Mill Valley is known as the home of the down low Shermitard as well, the best friend of the JaysBoyToy.
In recent years, Mill Valley has become a great place to be a teenage babysitter (like myself,) because young, rich couples are reproducing at an alarming rate (just go to the Depot on a Sunday morning), the fathers are always really hott, and if you aren't too pierced or tattooed you will get many jobs, because very few teens in Mill Valley babysit. Why? Because they don't need the money.
Most teenagers in Mill Valley are quite naive and narcissistic, but some of the nicest people you will ever meet once you get to know them. Even though we are rich kids, we dress casually and your popularity usually isn't based on money, it's usually looks that matter, or personality. But don't worry, because we're all good looking and most of us have charming personalities.
Kid: Look, Daddy, it's a Hummer with a No Blood For Oil sticker!
Dad: He must be from Mill Valley.
Kid 2: yeah, i'll grab my juicy black terry cloth hoodie and citizen for humanity jeans,and ask my mom for her bong, its hella rank. oh, do you think i should wear two coats hoola by benefit, or two coats of georgia?
A normal person in Marin: "dude just shut up."