International Milk Frenzy Day

October 30th ; bring your milk to school day

Robert : Did you forget your gallon of milk today?
Anthony : How could I forget its International Milk Frenzy Day!

by _The_Milk_Man_ October 26, 2019

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Milk man's day dream

When you insert the utter of a cow into your rectum and squeeze the utter to fill your anal cavity with milk.

Dude, I stole Debra's cow and I pulled a Milk man's day dream on it.

by Ginger Cat Attack December 26, 2019

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Milk A Milf Day

Every October 29th, you get to milk a milf's titties for a fresh glass for milf titty juice, its a national holiday celebrated by everyone regardless of religion or culture.

Derick: Hey dude, did you know it's Milk a Milf day today?

Chad: NO WAY DUDE? I SWEAR IT WAS NATIONAL ASS EATING DAY LIKE YESTERDAY

Derrick: Time to approach some milfs.

by fairyfaggot February 27, 2021

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