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Also known as M-Virus,this is even worse than AIDS. Happens when talking or having contact with Miley Cyrus. BEWARE OF THIS DISEASE. Always have a miley-repellent,an anti-miley banner,anti-miley shirt,and never,EVER talk or have contact with miley. About 316,028 people died of this disease. Victim1: *screams* MILEY!! I LOVE YOU!!
Victim2: OMG she's so smexxy I wanna have sex with her Miley: Hey fans! *2 weeks later* Victim1: Oh..Im feeling so sick..my body's turning purple and I see purplish figures in my eyes... Victim2: Aww man...raping miley was great,but I think I'm gonna puke man...god damn but I had protection!! Me: You just got owned,noob. You got the Miley-Virus. Next time when you are on hell,wear anti-miley equipment along with a condom. *Both victims die of the M-Virus* |
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