Miley Cyrus is AHHHHH!!!! That bitch is ugly. Her smile makes my eyes burn and her face looks like an infected vagina(blue waffle. Miley Cyrus is an anorexic bitch who gets fucked in the ass every night by her father Billy Ray Cyrus. She works for Disney and sells her body for fifteen cents and on Sundays for one dollar. She also makes scat videos for Children.
Miley Cyrus is a skeleton, children should not watch her.
by Hater 2010 July 05, 2010
A totally fake bitch that is on tv all the time for her shitty music and tv show.Eventually,she is gonna end up like Britney Spears, full of cocaine and sucking dicks every day.She is an attention whore and her voice always sounds like she has a cold.If Billy Ray Cyrus didn't exist,she would be a worthless bitch.
Joe: I don't feel so good.
Donald: What's wrong?
Joe: I have a cold.
Donald: That's the Miley Cyrus sickness.
by maulaluga33 October 22, 2009
Just another Disney Channel Card board cutout With no talent or life ahead of her.

Walt disney would throw up if he were to see what Disney Channel has turned into! All of these horrible no-talent teeny boppers who think they can sing and act, It's just awful!!!

First off, Her dumb TV show doesnt even make sense. A "Double-life?" Who would possibly be able to even pull that off? I mean, what's the premise of it, even?

And she wears that retarded blond wig even when she's NOT acting! Its like she actually thinks she is two people...o.O...somebody call the counselor!!!

And her acting is A.W.F.U.L.!!!! All her little "jokes" during her TV show just make me want to throw something at the television set...I mean, the only funny part about anything she says is how hard shes trying to be funny, when clearly she isn't!!!!

Her Songs/Singing voice are almost as hideous as her clothing style....I mean, seriously, the only things she ever sings about is being dumped and her "double life". And she CANT sing!!! She sings by yelling, and straining her voice...People actually think shes famous for her TALENT??! Uhm. No. The only reason she's even heard about is because Her daddy used to be a big star!!! For about 2 seconds. Which is what will happen to her, hopefully. Then we won't have to see her big head and horrible lyrics plastered all over everything.

She calls herself a Rockstar!?!!?!?
Anyone who could even MISTAKE her for ANY genre of rock, is obviously Deaf.

Try, crappy-voiced-teeny-bopper-pop-star-wanna-be-drama-queen WITH NO TALENT!!!

She doesn't even move around on stage!
She just stands there and yells and swings her big
ape head around...And she's mistaken if she thinks she can play guitar...HA. I've seen new-bord children with more talent then her!!!

She's brainwashed society, mainly the poor innocent souls of little girls aged 5-12, and possibly older, if they're tricked into thinking they're cool or something. She's made it so that self-concious little wannabe's think that the only way a girl can be pretty is if shes about a size 0, wears ugly clothes that don't match, and has big puffy ugly curly brown hair.

I don't even see why people think she's attractive!
HUGE head,
NOT shaped like a real person,
HUGE lips,
HUGE teeth,
Squinty eyes,
And a loud obnoxcious voice with an annoying fake

Country-girl accent.

I am NOT a Jonas Brothers fan.
I despise Miley simply because she SUCKS.
And So do the Jonas Brothers,
And every other "Creation" Disney has crapped.
Brain washed 11 year old #1: OMG did you see that over sized plaid scarf Miley cyrus was wearing at the TeenyBopper awards last night!?!?

Brain washed 11 year old #2: I sure did!! I made daddy drive me to the mall and I bought 4 JUST like it!!!

Brain washed 11 year old#3: Oh yeah?? Well I got those Knee-high hooker-cow girl boots she was wearing in episode 342!!!!

#1 and #2: LUCKY!!!!!
by DisneyS_U_C_K_S August 24, 2009
A stupid slut, that is way to obsessed with Nick Jonas, who loves to lift up her top and show her ass to get boys to like her, she can't sing for shit, she's so annoying on her show, just because you put on a wig dumbass blonde wig, doesn't mean your a totally different person, your fans and classmates are dretarded/blind not to notice. be the way NOBODY'S PERFECT, NOT EVEN YOU!
Janice: No bodies perfect, i gotta work IT!

Annalynn: <i>Why are you sing that shitty Miley Cyrus music?</i>
by KiddGlamsz August 13, 2009
some1 who gives ppl near death expieriences with her "acting" and "singing"
some person:..........(watching hannah montana)..........(hearing miley cyrus' fake accent)...............................(getting very annoyed).............(feeling pain)........................(listening to her sing)..................................(puking, crying)"omg some1 save me!!!!!!!!!shut her uppp!!!!!!ahhh im dying!!!!!".......................(becoming blind and deaf)..........(dying)..............(commercials)........."thank god!!!!"
by lalalala12321 August 06, 2009
Shit, Poop
Little Girl: Mommy i Miley Cyrus in the toilet
Mom: Flush 10 times honey

Little Girl: Okay Mommy
*girl flushes 10 times*
simply a whore that looks like a horse.
Wow, did you see her?
you mean Miley cyrus?
yeah, i know. she's the whore that looks like a horse.
by your evil mom April 18, 2009

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