Mikkel Nielsen

a person who makes sure your team loses in a soccer game.

"what the fuck Mikkel Nielsen?!?! how didn't you catch that ball?"

by Lil KroGhLY May 1, 2019

Dirty Mikkel

A man who’s first kiss was a boy, has 8 inches of foreskin. This man will get an std at age 35 and will be bald. That’s just fucking sad. He also likes poop.

1: Paul I just got a dirty mikkel from some chick
2: Charlie, this guy is a dirty mikkel

by Cum sex daddy 69 April 16, 2020

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Spiller Mikkel

A person with the name Mikkel, who loves banging chicks left and right. Though he gets rejected often. Also some dude who loves to be a dagser, and loves protein pancakes.

"Damn, Spiller Mikkel, how's it going with the girls? "

by Makenbreak October 24, 2017

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If your name is Mikkel Kenley, you're one of the hottest guys to ever walk on earth, you're very sexappealing and EXTREMELY handsome. You will get all women you walk by, and everyone will love you. You have a massive cock and you're not afraid to use it. But you're not just handsome, you're also very smart and good at everything, but mostly grammar and english. You're very funny and you have a lot of friends.

"I just became friends with Mikkel Kenley!"
"Woah! You're so lucky, I've been trying to talk with him for so long!"
"He's so awesome!"

by Samuel Thomsen January 27, 2021

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