Mikehewitt

1) Rarest name on all forums, sites, games, the list goes on.
2) If you have the buck tooth gene, call your child Michael.
3) Snobby cunt who crys when doesn't get what he wants.
4) Attention seeker.

Person 1: "OH SHITTTT, did you just see that kids name?"
Person 2: "No, what was it?!"
Person 1: "Mikehewitt."
Person 2: "OMFG!!"

by Cuntychops July 3, 2010