Migwel

Has a massive dick he flings around like a sword. When he was 10, other kids would come up to him to play with lightsabers and he would whip out his cock as his lightsaber.
When he was born, the Earth's axis of rotation shifted slightly due to the mass of his ginormous balls.
Backflips spontaneously at any random moment. Once backflipped a guy's chin up his face.
Is friends with the King of Shit Takes, Cota. Or as he likes to call it, the king of sh*t takes.
Friends with the most vanilla person on the planet, Tako.
Friends with an osu addict named Vincent who wishes his dick was as continental as Migwel's.
Bent space and time just so he could fuck his friend's mom in the living room full of the whole family without anyone noticing like a gigachad.
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Will beat the anyone who says "amogus" like a balloon.
𓅱𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡 𓂧𓇋𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓆓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡𓇋𓅓𓎼 𓋴𓄿𓇌 𓄿𓃀𓅱𓅱𓏏 𓅓𓇌 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓃭𓇋
Once played with Cota's cat, known to be the demon of the house. Made the cat a box fort and pet him for twenty minutes.

Guy 1: Haha did you see Migwel? It looks like he's always got a boner on the job.
Guy 2: Haha yeah. Pretty big one though don't you think?
Guy 1: Bro... you gay?
Guy 2: Nah but I know a good dick when I see one.
Migwel: Here lemme show you a picture.
Guy 1: Daaaamn! That your limp dick or does it just flop down like that?
Migwel: Here's a picture of it fully erect.
Guys 1 and 2: ...
Migwel: 𓅱𓉔𓄿𓏏 𓏏𓉔𓇌 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡 𓂧𓇋𓂧 𓇌𓅱𓅱 𓆓𓅱𓋴𓏏 𓆑𓅱𓋴𓎡𓇋𓅓𓎼 𓋴𓄿𓇌 𓄿𓃀𓅱𓅱𓏏 𓅓𓇌

Tako: poop shittted cummed fart man

by BlackBread November 23, 2021

migwell

to say rediculous statements/questions and not realising why it was absord.

a boy who jogs in his underwear.

observer "why are you jogging in your underwear?"

migwellion "...because i am a jogger!"

observer "what?!"

by Niall O ' Shea September 6, 2007