Miench

A miench is a guy within a group of guy that is a complete doushebag, he's ugly, always hitting on girls and getting rejected. The equivalence of a female grenade.

Ew, Sam is such a miench.

Miench by Chink chhonk van bobett November 2, 2011

Menchi 

1. Japanese for mince. It's often used to describe meat, like minced meat. Minced means cut up.

2. Menchi is a dog in the anime Excel Saga. He is Excel's, the main character, emergency food supply in case she gets hungry, and unfortunately, Excel gets hungry a lot. Therefore, the creation of the ED, Menchi Aishuu No Borero, where Menchi begs not to be eaten by Excel.

1. Would you please make the menchi meat that you're famous for, senpai?

2. Menchi hates to get eaten.

Menchi by MisaTange July 6, 2009

Tim Minchin 

A brilliant, British-Australian comedian/musician/songwriter/composer/human who writes and performs songs that are both thought-provoking and hilarious at the same time.

While his appearance can be frightening at first, after watching a few of his videos, Tim Minchin's incredible talent transcends his looks and he begins to appear rather attractive.

And let's not forget his insane piano skills.

Tim Minchin is a master in multiple areas.

I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only doing comedy.
I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only playing the piano.
I'd go to a performance Tim Minchin only talking about current issues.
I'd go to a performance of Tim Minchin only singin... gwell maybe not...

Tim Minchin has harnessed the power of all of his skills and is using it scramble my brains (in a good way)

Tim Minchin by y-ye-yea-yeah! November 29, 2011

Muench 

An exceedingly large penis.

That mule is hung like a Muench.

Muench by Imsparticus October 22, 2019

Menchie and Zyler 

1.) The cats of YouTuber Simply Nailogical. Menchie is the more frequently talked about young female brown and white cat, and Zyler is the lesser known older male orange cat.

2.) Simply Nailogical's main two original holographic nail polishes

Holosexual #1: Oh my god, did you see Simply Nailogical' s Snapchat story?

Holosexual #2: Yeah! Menchie And Zyler were so cute!

Menchie and Zyler by whymustiuseapseudonym June 14, 2017

Noon mench 

The Portuguese pronunciation of sporting Lisbon wonder kid, nuno mendes.

Person 1: hey is there any football on tonight?
Person 2: yeah, I heard noon mench is also playing

Noon mench by TheConePlayz June 28, 2021

Meinch 

grounded meat from japan, meat that is put into a meat grinder then comes out making it into meinch, also used to describe anything good or cool. Japanese (Okinawa). Okinawa slang for "cool", "dope", "awsome", "radical", etc.

similar to how people of Puerto Rican descent say, wepa

This meinch tastes good with rice. ground beef

That goal was too meinchy. radical

Your shoes are meinch. cool

Meinch by rawwb October 23, 2011