a medicine only for girls
some call it the pms medicine
it relieves menstrual symptoms
girls love it
Dude get me my midol before i freaking rip your head off
by napoleon d May 16, 2005
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1.)a miracle pill or all them bitches who are pms-ing...
2.)something you tell a guy to take when he is being a straight-up ass hole.
3.) something you wrap up and give to a girl who is a total bitch to show her how much of a bitch she is.
1.) crap, i havnt taken my midol yet, dont make me kill you!
2.)(to a guy) what the hell is your problem? take some midol, man. damn.
3.)have some midol you phsycotic bitch!
by Shubalaskubba March 11, 2006
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A woman's happy pill. She takes during her period, and the physical transformation from raving bitch-beast to human is simply astounding.
On-Period Woman: *random raving understood only by other menstruating bitch-beasts* *takes Midol* And now I'm human again! Thanks, Midol!
by tenderlumpling July 11, 2008
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adj. neither here nor there, but in a bad way.

Midolic stems from the popular drug, Midol. While Midol can induce sleep upon ingestion, thereby making the recipient of the drug ineffectual, not taking Midol on certain days will render the pain-filled woman debiliated.
"If I go to class unprepared my teacher'll know I didn't read, but if I don't go to class, he'll KNOW I didn't prepare. Goodness, I'm in a midolic situation."
by BrownsvilleGirl March 27, 2005
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an imaginary pharmaceutical item that is used to imply a person is being a lame ass, pussy bitch, or suffering from PMS like symptoms.
Tyler: Man Jon is being a big pussy, he says he can't play Halo because his head hurts and he's tired.
Tate: Wow, sounds like he could use a midol suppository for sure.
by midol man May 18, 2013
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The act of sitting your wife/girlfriend in front of the hit tv show "American Idol" for an uninterrupted hour of not being bitched at. The cable version of the pms medication, Midol.
Dude i gave my wife some american midol last night and i didn't have to talk or listen to her for an hour, it was better then sex
by Dylan684 August 11, 2010
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"Take a Midol" is a disparaging phrase said to a woman who is behaving in a bitchy and confrontational fashion, as women are know to do when experiencing the symptoms of PMS. Sometimes said by a male, the phrase is more powerful when uttered by a female toward another female, as a strong complaint about the woman's behavior and/or attitude. (Midol is a commonly used over-the-counter medication marketed to women for the symptoms of PMS.)
Woman to woman: What is wrong with you? Stop being so upset and take a Midol!

Man to woman: Honey, please! Take a Midol before we have another domestic violence event in this house trailer!
by Rook's Buddy June 3, 2010
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