The most glitchy app used for distance learning for the COVID-19 Pandemic. Has broken an uncountable amount of students hearts and is guaranteed to not let at least one person in a meeting for every class meeting that exists.
Student- WTF?! I turned in my final but it doesn't show up on Microsoft Teams?!
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
Teacher- Well I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about that, I guess it just happens...
Student- Am I going to be able to make this up?
Teacher- Um, no, of course not
by MansoM November 5, 2020
A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.
by KELR04 February 9, 2021
A glitchy, broken, and laggy app developed by sadists at Microsoft as a tool to torture anyone and and everyone who works in IT.
Fuck Microsoft Teams
by Weeamiku March 4, 2022
by VTheVir February 19, 2022
A person, usually picked by the boss to ride herd over an otherwise productive team and tattle on any members that aren't chanting the party line and ready to slit their own throats for diversity.
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
They are champions of the "we" concept because they are too stupid to have any thoughts or vision on their own.
They follow management edicts to the letter no matter how stupid. They avoid confrontation and are quick to agree with anyone, but only to their face, they always rat you out to upper management.
In the dictionary under dim-witted user it says: "see them".
willis agreed with John when he told her the new management plan was never going to work, and outlined the problems. Later we found she was named microsoft team moron for ratting him out to upper management and getting him demoted, now no one on the team will discuss anything with her so she's recruited spies withing the team.
by Stan West April 21, 2005